Sheep Jokes

Take a break on us and have a quick laugh with our sheep jokes

What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?
 I am ewe.
What did the white sheep say to the black sheep?
  "Why are ewe so Baad?" 
What did the sheep say to his sheep friend?
 I love ewe!!!!!
Hey wanna come too the baarr ?
 no I'm feeling sheepish
Why did the ram jump off the cliff?
  He didn't see the ewe turn.
What do you call a guy standing on a corner in  Wales, with a sheep under each arm ?? 
 A pimp.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
 A cloud.
 Where men are men and sheep are nervous....



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